Has science gone too far?

Has science gone too far?

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negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

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omg-humor:

Elephant be like, “I got my ride too”omg-humor.tumblr.com

omg-humor:

Elephant be like, “I got my ride too”
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toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

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mydogsnokes:

green square doesn’t understand true love

mydogsnokes:

green square doesn’t understand true love

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